The following is a (translated) list of rather unfortunate questions/quotes I have been asked in the last six weeks:
"Ah Justin Beiber" The 60 year old golf instructor. And pretty much everyone else, in fairness.
"Is it true an English company gave you £1,000,000 as a present? How can we do that?" a serious question from some colleagues at work. Was tempted to play along...
"Didn´t spurs lose to wigan today?" A 15 year old kid. No escaping, even thousands of miles away...
"Youre first task is to draw a caricature of everyone in the office, bring in some croissants tomorrow and list some interesting facts about yourself" Office induction. All still pending...
"Yeah, in the summer we have a bit of a mosquito problem, nothing major" said the fitness coach at football training whilst the mosquitos were swarming me. mental note - buy repellent.
Funnily enough, I don´t actually have any Falklands/Malvinas quotes. Wierd how life works...
Chau
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