Sunday, December 30, 2012

Episode 17: Hand gestures

As promised, here are my top 5 Argentinian hand signals as displayed by...err...me:








"¿Que te pasa?"
What I thought it meant: A la Jerry Maguire - Show me the money!!
What it actually means: Whats wrong with you?!














"No me hinches las pelotas"

What I thought it meant: Give me a hand carrying this huge imaginary barrel, Donkey Kong style.
What it actually means: Stop being so annoying















"Posta"

What I thought it meant: ooohhhhh yaaassss (you know, like Churchill...)
What it actually means: yeah seriously! (with a sort of smug smile - e.g. is that burger the best thing on the menu? "yeah it really is")











"Ni idea"

What I thought it meant: You're such an idiot...
What it actually means: Not a clue, mate.















"Ojo"

what I thought it meant: Do i have an eyelash? I can't see it but it sort of feels like I do...
What it actually means: Careful/ look out













Monday, December 24, 2012

Episode 16: Slang

Here in Argentina, or more specifically in Buenos Aires, they have a form of slang known as the Lunfardo. Having been here for a while, I'm starting to get to grips with some of the rubbish they all come up with - and here are my top 5 phrases:

1) Boludo (or Pelotudo). There is no direct translation for a boludo - it totally depends on the situation. It can mean anything from 'mate' to 'you ****' if said to a stranger. Mainly though, its said between friends as sort of an 'idiot' - and thus is my favorite word.

2)Mandar Fruta / chumayar; To b/s. Chamuyar can also mean to flirt. Technically mandar fruta means to send fruit - not quite sure what thats about, but when you think about the word in english nothing really makes sense anyway!

3) Calienta la pava pero no ceba los mates (or in short, una calienta pava); she heats the kettle but doesnt serve the mate's. Ill let you come to your own conclusion about what this could mean...

4) Le faltan algunos jugadores; he's missing a few players. I.e. he's an absolute idiot.

5) Quilombo (e.g. que quilombo!) - what a g-d awful mess...

What also impresses me is the sheer amount of words for guy/person: chabón, chamago, chango, pibe, boludo, maestro, negro, flaco, jefe, loco, amigo, muchacho, hombre and I could go on for a while...

Also, believe it or not, these are the clean ones...Happy Holidays!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Episode 15: What does BA have that the UK does not? Part two: the bad

Following on from the last post about the 5 best things Buenos Aires has to offer, i'll now take a look at 5 things that might not make life seem so rosy:

1) Currency   

There is so little confidence in the Argentinian peso (ARG$) that almost everyone resorts to changing their savings money into other currencies. Whilst this is brilliant for tourists in the know (you can pick up a cool 40% on top of the official exchange rate), its not exactly great for people working and earning pesos like me. Definitely will be glad to move back to the trusty Pound.



2) The weather ★ or 



This is a tough one, and it depends on your preferences I guess. Whilst I would love to be at the beach taking in the sun, actually working and living everyday life in such humidity (the 30/35° heat isnt the problem) isnt pleasant.  The question you have to ask yourself is - would you rather be inside looking out at the rain and glad you´re inside, or looking out at the sun and wishing you were outside in your shorts? Or else, if you´re cold you can always put on a jumper - but if its ridiculously hot in the office then i wouldn't recommend you go taking off your shirt. Travel to/from work is an especially 'sticky' situation - although having said that, chilling by the pool looking up at the blue sky on a sunday afternoon makes up for it slightly.






3) The crime 

Crime obviously exists in some shape or form in every city, but here its not really so much house robbery you should be afraid of - its more street crime. I've had two friends here who have been mugged already, and heard many stories of creepy men shouting things at female friends. Not cool...although you´re still not likely to meet Bane.


4)Cost of living/wage 

Compared to london, for example, my wage at the company i work for is 3 or 4 times less. Thats not really a massive issue, though, as long as the cost of living were at a similar discount to maintain purchasing power - but it isnt. Given, things are cheaper - but definitely not 3 times so. This is, though, partially made up for by ultra cheap taxis and the public transport system, which are (I estimate) around 10 times less than back home. On the other hand, some electronic goods are so expensive that it'd be cheaper to fly to the states, buy it there and come back - ever wondered why so many hispanics live in Miami...?


5) Roads 

Having been to Cuba, I could never give this 1 star in comparison - but the roads here are a pretty bad 'quilombo' (mess). Firstly, there are always roadworks on major roads so you normally find traffic and disorganisation, with buses and cars more up and down than the stock of Arsene Wenger as they try and navigate the uneven surfaces. Second, the streets are crappy - literally, as people just dump their binbags at the roadside (anyone who mass produces the dumpster over here would make a fortune) and theres always a vague smell of the collective neighbourhood dinner from the previous night.

Notable exceptions:

The language

I guess that seeing as the only reason I came here was to learn the language, I can´t really complain that its more difficult here than it would have been in spain (or indeed the rest of south america or even the rest of argentina!). The amount of street slang (which I am now getting to grips with and will be covered in next blog), dropped letters and different accent will cause some serious sighing by Uni professors all round when i return, methinks.



Nota: para los argentinos que ya quieren matarme, en realidad te mando fruta ;)

Monday, December 17, 2012

Episode 14: What does BA have that the UK does not - part one: the good

To celebrate (?) having just passed spending three months here, I´m going to give a quick outline of the top 5 differences that come to mind between my two longest places of residence.

1) Dulce de Leche          The staple of Argentine pastries, alfojores(!) and general deserts. It is, i guess, a form of caramel - but eat it and suddenly you lose control of your mouth. Its a browny gooey gloop of goodness.





2) Mate     The national drink of Argentina. Very old fashioned, sort of like tea without the bag. Made with various weird drinking etiquette's, you drink it out of a small hollowed out pumpkin (although most people have glass ones these days) via a sieve/straw. Tastier served bitter (in my opinion) and only misses out on more stars because coffee is still better to wake you up and that one of the drinking etiquette's is that you cant clean the straw passing from person to person.





3) Dancing          In the parties/clubs here, dancing has more rythmn and isnt just people blindly moving around like it is back in the UK. In fact, I thought that was the only way of doing it until I got here and immediately realised I that when it came to dancing I...well... just couldn´t. However, having taken some (incredibly popular) classes, it's all the more fun now when it comes to the dancefloor.





4) Truco      What a brilliant card game this is. Whilst I won´t even try and describe the rules, it´s a card game that is similar to poker in that you can win with bad cards depending on your skill - but that it doesnt take 1000 years to finish a game/ tournament. Once you've gotten your head around the rules, you´re hooked






5) Meat It actually deserves a 6th star. As far as meat goes, its the best and cheapest I've had the world over. Juicy and suculent, you end up piling up the cholesterol without even noticing. The only annoying thing is that for some reason, even though they clearly have no shortage of cows, leather products are still very expensive. In fact, for every one pair of leather shoes i could have around 19 (no joke) six hundred gram fillets of beef. maybe explains the fact i haven't bought any yet...


Notable Exceptions.
The people 

Friendly and outgoing, but can also be sneaky and/or emotional. Either way, makes life more interesting, especially because they talk so much that you rarely actually have to say anything. There is also no censorship or shame with speech, so for example all swearwords are kept in the songs on the radio and people often spout rude  phrases whatever the weather. Talking of the weather - it will, perhaps contraversially, come up next time (see end)


The ice cream 

From Persico to Freddo, oooohhhhhhhh its good.


Football fans    n/a

Men women, children and babies - everyone has a team. Football is also wildly popular back home, so it doesn't get any stars here. For my only impression of a game so far, and to see how mental is it, see here



Episode 15: What does BA have that the UK does not - part two: the bad